
I have found the ugliest doll ever. It came with a Barbie body which I have thrown away. I am going to give this doll a nose job, and convert him to a Qin Dynasty Soldier. I will taylor all his clothing and give him a spectacular armor and weaponry. He will look cool guarding my fireplace. I will customize his armor and give him a paint job that will make him look like he is made out of terracotta. I will probably also shave off his hair and give him a new hairdo that is befitting a soldier of his dignity. I need to find him a body that is suitable for the size of his head.
This doll apparently was made by Durham Industries to be sold at five and dime stores. The 8 inch figure came boxed with kicking and chopping action and looked like Bruce Lee.